Indian politicians play a vital role across India regardless of their political thinking and ideology in shaping the nation's policies and governance. Representing a diverse democracy with over 1.4 billion people, of course Indian netas span a broad spectrum of ideologies, backgrounds, and regional affiliations. Indian politics is characterized by a mix of national and regional parties, with leaders who often emerge from varied socioeconomic and cultural contexts. There may be a blend of reginal-linguistic chauvinism
While many politicians work hard and strive to address issues like poverty, education, healthcare, and economic growth, national growth, etc the field is often marred by allegations of corruption, nepotism, opportunism and visible financial mismanagement.
Despite these challenges, Indian politicians are adept at connecting with their constituencies, leveraging cultural and emotional appeals, and navigating the complexities of India's democratic system. Their influence extends beyond policy, shaping public discourse and societal values in a dynamic and evolving political landscape. But gullible Indian electorates who are taken for a smooth ride by their political gimmicks and stump speeches stand aghast in the midst of a thick cloud of political anarchy.
Many Indian politicians are facing a barrage of questions from the public as follows:
The media people don't respect me for the following reasons:
01. My positive point is I give nice speeches on the campaign trail. Media people say my speeches are trash and are meant to whip up the emotions of the gullible people in the audience for personal gains.
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02. I enjoy receiving titles, big awards and attending special meetings where famous people shower praises on me. ------- Media people accuse me of encouraging self-adulation.
03. My full-time job is "service to the people" because service to people is service to God. ---------- Media people accuse me of being ''over- zealous''.
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04. I continue to follow the path chosen by me and I do no care a fig if either the common people or the media make carping comments on me. -------- Media people think that I don't have any sense of shame.
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05. Media people point out that I am selfish, unscrupulous and an opportunist because I have neither gratitude nor integrity when it comes to moving up the ladder in my chosen professional field. I disagree with them.
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06. I don't go after money. Nor do I get commission to get the job done. But the media reporters say I encourage corrupt practices and I have no clean hands.
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07. I am neither afraid of court cases nor scared of highly hyped scams. when I say that I have no wheeling and dealing with the goondas, hit men, ruffians, etc. Media reporters say it is a big joke!
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08. I do care about my family, my wife and children as every responsible person does. When I clarify that I neither have concubines nor second wife. Media reporters say it is not true and I have a harem!!
09. I often tell the people that my hoard is small, but my heart is big. Media people don't buy it, but criticise me that it is a whooping lie and is the big joke of this year!!
10. When it comes to true ideology, I don not pretend I know the meaning of it. Even if I do know, I am like a Jack rabbit, will keep changing it like a weather cock as I wish.
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Can you make a guess who I am?
Yes, I am a proud Indian politician, ever at the beck and call of my electorate. Be ready to serve them well as long as I can till I hit the grave so long they'll keep filling my family's coffers!!
Based on an old post 2017.
https://www.navrangindia.in/2017/03/who-am-i-funny-quotes-and-humor-38.html
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